Logbook Entry
TELEPHONE TRANSCRIPT, Central Exchange Monitoring, February 21st, 1967.
It's difficult, you know? I mean, what do you tell a guy's mom? Do you say "Sorry, Mrs. Baker, your son is just a glob of goo now"? Do you say "It wasn't an entirely meaningless death, those scientists probably got some data from it"? Do you say "I saw him dissolved right in front of my eyes, but a lot of his clothing is still okay, here's his superhero shorts"?
He just ran straight into the thing.
It was so pointless. I feel bad for her. They're asking why it won't be an open casket. For Christ's sake, you could pour him into a jar. You might as well pump him into the coffin. Sad? No, I saw way worse things in the war, and they happened to people I cared about a lot more. This guy? This guy was a jerk.
So, you want to see that new Poitier movie? That guy's slick.
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Synopsis
Cough Box anomalies appear as a green semi-spherical area that causes acid damage when walked and driven through. When driven through with the car, green sludge will spurt out of the dashboard.
Counter
Aside from total avoidance, the only known recourse for preventing damage from this Anomaly is to activate the LIM Shield ability before entering its semi-sphere of influence.
Junction Conditions
These anomalies will cause more damage to the car when a junction has the Dense Acid and Virulent Acid conditions.