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Logbook Entry
TELETYPE AUTOSCRIPT ARDA ref CARROL, V. - 1355-121264
Yes, sir, we lost total control sir. Veered off the road and straight into a house full of squaters. Six, sir. It's like something just took control of the truck, screwed it all up and sent it every which way.
No, sir, only Jackson, who probably has a broken wrist. Everyone else is fine, while all these squatters only seem a little scared.
Well, sir, the thing is, we actually think they're foreign. They're dressed kind of strangely. They have hats and flannel shirts. Canadians? But ... I thought Canada was north of Seattle. Victoria? Who is she? Oh I see. Well, if we can get a translator on the line I'm sure we can work that out very fast.
I mean French, sir! But I thought that Canadians spoke French? Miller dated a Canadian and she spoke French. Oh, I see. Well I'll try that now.
Uh. Hello in there! Are you all right? Hello? Do you understand me? We come in peace! Me American! You Canadian! Friends! Sir, I think they're unhappy.
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Synopsis
Left-Right's are an orange and blue swirling anomaly that when driven into, cause the Car's steering to malfunction.
Counter
Total avoidance is the only known method of avoiding this anomaly's disruptive effects.
Junction Conditions
These anomalies are found in much greater numbers when a junction has the 
Malfunctioning Mess condition.
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