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TELEPHONE TRANSCRIPT, Central Exchange Monitoring, December 1st, 1970.
Yes doctor, I understand, it's just that I'd rather not describe my symptoms or situation over the phone, you know? All these calls are recorded and logged somewhere, I'm sure of it, and the whole thing is very embarrassing really.
The thing is, well, I guess you'd describe my most significant issue as contusions. You know, bruises. From impact. From being kicked, actually. That's right. A few times, and in rather personal places. Let's say, for the purposes of dignity, that my body is the East Coast of the United States, with Maine as my head. Well, I'm afraid I got kicked right in the Carolinas, if you know what I mean? And, actually, thinking about it, even a few times as low as Georgia. That still smarts. And... oh dear, now that I'm actually looking at these injuries, they really got me all over Florida. Gosh, that's sore. Yeah, uh, Florida's a real mess here.
Who? Well, that's the thing, doctor. It wasn't actually a person, but "FRANKIE" was markered on it...